Powers
Hypnosis is literally the coolest shit on the planet. Like with simple techniques I can make people more energized, relaxed and feel better. Its like I have magical powers. I mean, all my life all I wanted was super powers. Honestly, I would rather have super powers than be a famous actor, and that is saying something. Like I would kill to be a famous actor, bitches be warned. So you can only imagine what I would do for super powers. And obviously a lot of thought goes into what super power I would want. I finally concluded that the super power from Jumper would be the shit. Like teleportation, would just be so fucking awesome. I would be invincible, literally. 16 hour ride to China on a plane… don’t think so. Some low life annoying asswipe makes fun of me: I hope he enjoys swimming with the sharks. I could even be a superhero, and put criminals in fucking jail. I’d be the man. But I have to wake up and smell the coffee. We live in a mundane fucking world that is sad, depressing, and boring. I make the most out of it and hope that my little day to day adventures still amount to something. Maybe one day ill be a famous actor playing a superhero, that would be intense.
